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Unfortunately, Poppi Won't Suffer

Unfortunately, Poppi Won't Suffer

The Bankability of Outrage and the Business of Not Reading the Room

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Feb 13, 2025
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I’m a little late to the Poppi train, but I wanted to ad my two cents before the hype dies down.

Their latest influencer stunt—a pre-Super Bowl vending machine delivery to 32 of TikTok’s top tastemakers—has taken social media by storm, and like clockwork, the internet is pissed. The consensus is that it’s a waste of money, tone-deaf, and excessive.

My m…

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